3DS Striker Pack Drama CD Tracks 6-10

[Audio track archive.] [Tracks 1-5.]

Track 6

Teseo: “BREAKING NEWS: OH NOEZ!! THE FIREWALL OF THIS COUNTRY, THE UTU, HAS BEEN BRICKED!! WUZ GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?!” TOO BAD! SEEMS YOU WERE 2SLOW4ME. I’M AT THE LAST LAYER OF SYSTEM SECURITY, AND SOON, IT’LL BE ALL OVER FOR YOU NOOBS! GG EZ

Merak: Oh, really? That’s nice.

Teseo: OH? WHAT’S UP WITH YOU?

Merak: Nothing, I’m just glad I don’t have to chase you around anymore.

Teseo: Wha?

Merak: I came here to warn you.

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3DS Striker Pack Drama CD Tracks 1-5

[Audio track archive] [Tracks 6-10.]

Hi! This has been a long time coming. I translated this a year or a year and a half ago, got it checked out, sent it over to a regular proofreader, got swamped by literally everything, proofreader had to drop for a bit to take care of school business, took forever to find a new one, now we’re here. Sorry for the wait. Hope you enjoy! Part two will be up soon.

Track 1

Asimov: It looks like one of the wiretaps I placed is finally showing some promise. Alright, how’s this?
Just great! Now, ogre or snake? *

Merak: Hellooo? You there, Nova? Yellooooo…

Nova: Merak. Something the matter?

Merak: Do you have a minute? The Ministry of Defense received something disturbing. I thought I’d report it just in case…

Nova: Something disturbing? Understood. I’ll take a look at it.
Is this… a notice of intent to commit a crime? They even wrote when they’ll carry it out.

Merak: Seeeeriously. Sending out prior warnings for crimes in this day and age, what are they, fictional phantom thieves? Not only that, but its contents are just as bizarre.

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ASG2: Paradise’s Capriccio Drama CD Translated – Tracks 5-8

[Audio track archive] [Tracks 1-4.]

Track 5 – “Little Blue Riding Hood”


Zonda: Part 3 of Operation: Shot Through the Heart, Mission: Idolization! All girls love idols! Over to you, Gibril!

Gibril: Isn’t this “operation” kinda caving in by now?! And what the hell is this garb?!

Zonda: It’s a costume of Lumen, Japan’s number one virtual idol!

Gibril: Not that, I’m asking why you have it in the first place!!

Zonda: Teseo sent it to me.

Gibril: OH COME ON!!!

Tenjian: He said this outfit is his top pick for dressing you up, Gibril. It seems he even went out of his way to find it through markets on the dark web.

Gibril: What is the dumbass doing, going all the way to Japan for this… Wait, what was that? “Dressing up”… you mean… I’m gonna wear that?

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ASG2: Paradise’s Capriccio Drama CD Translated – Tracks 1-4

[Audio track archive] [Go to tracks 5-8.]

Hey there reader! Adding onto my Gunvolt Drama CD re-translation projects, I’ve translated “Paradise’s Capriccio”, also known as “Eden’s Party”! This CD focuses on members of The Seven and their efforts to help heal the heart of a girl known as Olga. I had lots of fun translating this, and if you enjoy Eden as much as I do, I hope you’ll enjoy the translation! A subbed video is available here.

Track 1 – “The Girl Who Sings Within Despair”


Tenjian: I was too late… Heads everywhere, a mountain of corpses… How could they do something so ghastly?! These heinous crimes only further prove that those disgusting humans deserve only death!

Zonda: Tenjian, what’s the state of the town?

Tenjian:

Zonda: … I see.

Tenjian: Forgive me, Zonda. Even though you let me know of the danger posed to our brethren, I…

Zonda: Tenjian, you need not apologize. This, too, could be destiny at work.

Tenjian: Even after the rain, there is sunshine… I swear, my brethren, I’ll avenge you no matter what…

Girl: (My miserable past, that I could never talk about, as well as the hidden truth,)

Zonda: Tenjian, do you hear that?

Tenjian: Is this…

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ASG: Lazy Kingdom Drama CD Translated – Tracks 4-6

[Audio track archive] [Tracks 1-3.]

Track 4 – “Intermission”


Merak: Hmm, so this is all there is to the base algorithm. Now, I just gotta input the stuff from the fight… oh. But before that, let’s snack on a bit of melon bread.

Butler: Merak, sir, I’ve come to collect your trash.

Merak: Oh, there isn’t any. I like to keep things spiffy, you see.

Butler: I’m glad you like to keep things “spiffy,” sir, but where’s the garbage can?

Merak: Nowhere really. I didn’t need it so I tossed it.

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ASG: Lazy Kingdom Drama CD Translated – Tracks 1-3

[Audio track archive] [Tracks 4-6.]

Lazy Kingdom is one of the Drama CDs that was released for ASG, and this one in particular focuses on Merak and Elise, and what Elise was doing before she joined Sumeragi (perhaps “captured by Sumeragi” is more accurate).

Track 1 – “The Beginning”


I can’t take it… I don’t want to go to school anymore…

(What’s wrong with me? Why am I the only one who gets bullied? I don’t even cause any trouble… Just… chatting, going shopping, and such things… I just want to live a normal life…)

I’m jealous of people who can just… be normal… Mm-mm! Nonono! Getting upset about it won’t solve anything! In times like this… I know! I’ll play some September Record to cheer myself up!

Oh, an email! Who’s it from…

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